Blackest Friday: Humans Emulate Crazy Rasberry Ants

For some reason, I missed the first round of buzz on crazy rasberry ants which have invaded six counties in Texas. They’re named after Tom Rasberry, the exterminator who first identified them. Tom’s not crazy, but the ants are – they move about in random, riotous fashion rather than in orderly formations. They apparently have voracious appetites for electronics which they destroy by feeding on insulation. Even the folks at NASA’s Johnson Space Center are worried.  Texas A&M, USDA, the Texas Department of Agriculture and others have formed a task force to address the Crazy, Rasberry Ant Problem (CRAP?).

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How interesting (and disturbing) to be reading about the crazy ants today – the day we humans (with voracious appetites for electronics and moving in riotous fashion) have managed to trample to death a Walmart associate in our day-after-Thanksgiving, shopping frenzy.  We’ve also reduced ourselves to a shoot-out at Toys-R-Us, of all places. Where’s the task force on Black Friday Disease (BFD?)?

Ironic Flap In Flying, Flightless Fowl (or Foul)

This award-winning tv spot from the Washington State Lottery Commission just started reappearing (it first aired last Spring and then vanished) I have to admit it’s a great ad – puts a smile on my face everytime – especially that little penguin instinctively flapping his stubby wings (flippers when he’s swimming in his natural environment).

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The Lottery Commission put a few bucks into the ad. It’s not like some middle-aged hang-glider just wandered in with the video and wondered if anyone wanted to use it.  The ad is a joint effort of  Publicis West, Sticks+Stones Studios and FisherEdit/Fisher FX. The birds were never more than a few feet off the ground, filmed in front of a green screen. (No birds were hurt or scared shitless filming this ad.)

The ad is supposed to make you realize all the crazy/wonderful things you can do (for less fortunates) if you win a bundle of money playing the lottery. If there was surge in lottery sales this year, it probably has less to do with the ad and more to do with tough economic times - which tend to increase gambling dollars spent close to home.

Subtext should include the fact that you have about as much chance of winning the lottery as the poor emu has of flying (with or without a hang-glider).

Washington State lottery dollars are distributed at approximately this split: 61% to winners; 20% to school construction (the best thing); 15% administrative & sales costs; 2.5% to sports stadiums; .06 % to economic development; .05% to address problem gambling.

Washington State is a big gambling state. The Washington State government profits from many gambling venues:  partnering on some, regulating some, totally directing others and accepting large sums of lobbying dollars.  The venues include the lottery, private card rooms, pull tabs, a large number of Indian casinos; and para-mutual (horse race) wagering.

Ironically (and ostensibly to save us all from ourselves), the Washington legislature has made playing online poker in the privacy of your own home a felony (on a par with sexual assault and distribution of pornography).  The law was passed rapidly, fueled by incidents of teenagers running up huge credit card debt at online poker sites and with the help of large sums of lobbying dollars from Indian casinos.

Teenagers running up huge online gambling debts is a parenting problem, not an online gambling problem. When online poker was legal, one could play for as little as 5 or 10 cents per wager – a fun option for people who want to play poker without investing a lot of money.  Minimums at brick-and-mortar casinos run between $3 and $5 per wager with $100 minimum buy-ins for poker games.  Poker involves skill – it’s not a blind game of chance – like lotteries.  Minimum purchase price for any of the multitude of available Washington lottery games is $1.00 per ticket.    What’s wrong with this picture?

Like the UIEGA, the Washington State legislation falls back on the idea that online poker players risk being cheated by unregulated off-shore sites.  There have been incidents of cheating and intentional fraud, but overall, the online poker community has self-regulated. Like other online networks, online poker players spread the word fast – sites that allow cheating or intentionally defraud fade fast.

Cute flying fowl commercials don’t erase the hypocrisy of this “protectionist” legislation. The reality is this: Washington’s government encourages you to gamble – but not unless they get their rake from the pot.

Solitude and Personal Self-Sufficiency – External and Internal

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I’ve been following Kierkegaarden on Twitter.  My hermit nature was recently attracted to this: “Someone out in a blizzard dressed in the lightest summer clothes is not as exposed as one who wills to be a solitary human being in a world where everything is alliance and accordingly, with the selfishness of the alliance, demands [...]

Mis-Tech or Miss Tech? Protect Yourself and Look FABULOUS to Music

The things I would never know about without Griz’ subscription to Nuts & Volts Magazine.  This month’s surprise: TASER International’s C2 personal protection device, available in nine fashion colors, including leopard print. One does want to be well accessorized when debilitating someone, right?

Nuts and Volts’ report continues with: “that’s not all. A new carrying case for the C2 includes an MP3 player. With the TASER MPH (music player holster), you can drown out a victim’s screams with your favorite tunes (e.g., Nick Lowe’s “Cruel to Be Kind”).”

Personally, if I’m in a situation where I may need a TASER, and it’s threatening enough to have the weapon quickly available in a holster; I’m probably also wearing running shoes and sweats, not couture and five inch heels – but that’s just me, I rarely prioritize fashion over comfort.

I also wouldn’t inhibit my hearing with headphones in a threatening situation, but I couldn’t resist expanding the playlist of best TASER tunes:

  • Free Fallin’ – Tom Petty
  • Neutron Dance – Pointer Sisters
  • Strong Enough – Sheryl Crow
  • You Sent Me Flying – Amy Winehouse
  • Spirit in the Sky -  Norman Greenbaum
    and, of course,
  • Beethoven’s 9th, 4th Movement – (Soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange)

Playlist recommendations welcome.